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  • spanish and italian:

    So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

  • french:

    haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

  • german:

    LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

  • english:

    *shooting up in the bathroom*

  • gaelic:

    the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

  • polish:

    here have all of these consonants have fun

  • japanese:

    subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

  • welsh:

    sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

  • chinese:

    here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

  • arabic:

    so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

  • latin:

    here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

  • sign language:

    If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

  • russian:

    idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it

  • Greek:

    so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

autoloc:

elisetheviking:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like theyโ€™re having sex all the time?"

"Itโ€™s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!"ย 

"Why donโ€™t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* โ€œWhy did someone flatten this tampon?โ€

No but what if these guys end up being single dads or a parent where a mother role is not there? How are they going to help their daughters then?? Both sex-ed and men need to straighten up damn

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thenicojesus:

clubpunk:

blackcubs:

vehxt:

โ€œI also thank Angelina for dressing in hijab while she visited not just Iraqi refugees but refugees in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Not only did she look good in it, she showed respect and appreciation for their culture and religion and made sure that the focus was not on her looks but rather her mission.โ€

This photo carries so much emotion

I love her I have no words

take notes, whites

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