When you’re playing outside when you’re not supposed to be and your momma pull up.
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
I would have been so tight. Lmao this is so embarrassing.
it was like someone kicked her twice and she fell off a cliff but caught the ledge…..and then the dude was like ‘here take my hand!!’ but his hand was mad greasy….rip lil deb
when you have to get up to go to school
wait, the brain named itself
why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush
for people with only 1 tooth have some compassion
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
We want Jason to win. Mass murdering monster, but he’s no bigot. (x)